At WalMart, to the cashier: “What’s your name?”
\nCashier: “Delores.”
\nHunter: “Well, bye Delores.”<\/p>\n
Getting his hair cut, we were talking about Epcot, and the hairdresser asked him what he liked at Epcot. He listed a few things, and then informed her, “And they also have the Magic Kingdom, where you can find the People Mover. But I like to call it the Pooper Mover.”<\/p>\n
At McDonald’s, chatting up our next-door-table-mate: “What’s your name?”
\n“Mike.”
\n“Are you having a Happy Meal?”
\n“Well, sorta… it’s like a big Happy Meal.”
\n*laughter* “A BIG HAPPY MEAL?!??! HAHAHA, you’re funny!”
\nI\u00a0interject: “Okay, Hunter, let’s let him eat… he might not want to chat the whole time he’s eating.”
\nHunter: “But Grandma always talks the WHOLE time I’m eating lunch!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"